You are who I'm looking for.

The one who goes around claiming to have supernatural powers or hidden psychic abilities. The one who says they can talk to the dead or predict the future. And I'm speaking especially to my favorites: those who claim to be spiritually enlightened.

Of all the frauds the human species has invented throughout history, the one involving supernatural powers is the most extraordinary. It takes real talent to convince mediocre people that you are a special person, that you have a power you will never be able to prove, and that your divinity can be justified with a little bit of suggestion.

And I'm also speaking directly to you: that Indian guru who goes around deceiving people claiming he achieved spiritual enlightenment on a mountain. That Buddhist leader I met in person, venerated by the entire world, who turns out to be a lying rapist. And that egocentric lunatic who goes around hugging people while mistreating those closest to her.

All of you are scum. The worst thing that has ever existed in this world.

I fell for it too. I was deceived too. They scammed me, took advantage of me, humiliated me, insulted me, and even tried to kill me twice for trying to expose the circus these fraudsters run.

That's why I know exactly what you are. And that's why nothing is easier than offering you what you love most: money.

Together with an organization I collaborate with, I am offering $1,000,000 to anyone who can prove they have any supernatural ability or power. Just one power. Nothing more is needed.

That money would go a long way toward helping all those people you claim to help.

But as long as it remains unclaimed, you will keep being what you are: human garbage.

I'll be right here waiting.

TERMS

What follows is a summary of the basic conditions. Anyone considering applying must read them before making contact. The full conditions and detailed protocol will be sent by email on request.

Identity. Real name, verifiable ID, and physical address. No anonymous applications.

Public track record. You must have demonstrated your powers publicly before applying, with documented evidence. "I only do it in private" is not accepted.

Specificity. The power must be concrete and agreed upon in writing before any test. Nothing vague. Nothing that cannot be measured.

Independent verification. The protocol is designed by an independent committee, not you. Double-blind methodology applies where relevant. The probability of the result being caused by chance must be less than one in a million.

Three tests. With recovery time allowed between them. A single failure results in permanent disqualification, with no appeal.

Neutral conditions. Neutral location. Full recording published in its entirety. No control of the environment on your part.

Prize guarantee. Payment will be managed by an organization that prefers to stay out of the public eye. Its identity will be revealed to the winner at the right time. The prize amount is subject to changes as the process moves forward.

Legal commitment. You must sign a document in advance accepting all conditions and giving up any future legal claims.

If you are interested, write to kiv@kivhansen.com with the subject: 1M PRIZE.